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sext : swiggity swag whats in the vag
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This is what I’m giving my mom for mother’s day.
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u shd totes wtch inside amy schumer 2nite :)
In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
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The cause of the Bacon shortage: Chris Christie
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what if you went to a club.. and all they had were these $20 logitech desktop speakers turned all the way up, and that’s it